Our resident life coach Donald Crunk teaches a new school chubb how to own her weight.

Dear Donny,

I recently put on quite a lot weight; none of my clothes fit me anymore and the quality of guys that approach me has taken a turn for the worse. I don’t have anything against black guys, but a lot of African and Jamaican immigrants with thick foreign accents stop me in the street and ask for my number. I’m a white girl and although I have dated other races, I’m just not that into people who have recently entered the UK.

The weird thing is, I actually really like being a plus size girl. I feel a lot more womanly having breasts and thighs that actually exist. Help me Donny, how can I ‘own’ my weight?


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HELP ME, DONNY: HOW CAN I BE CHUBBY & SEDUCTIVE?

10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internets.

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Our latest SELFIES vid short, in glorious cerebral surround sound!

In many circles, the length and slinky gloss of a black woman’s hair is seen as a yardstick of success. Being able to run your fingers through acres of silky shiny locks, basically means your dick is bigger than everyone else’s.

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FOLLOW OUR SISTER TUMBLR PRETTY REAL SELFIES, DEDICATED TO THE ART OF TAKING A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WITH A SMARTPHONE, LAPTOP OR TABLET!

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PRETTY REAL presents it’s new video series ‘SELFIES’.

When God created the selfie, boys and girls the world over could finally communicate with just the click of a smartphone, taking narcissistic self expression to its peak.

Our ‘SELFIES’ shorts dig a little deeper into selfie culture, exposing what’s really goes on in the minds of people sitting in their rooms, on bus stops and in some cases, toilets, taking pictures of themselves so they can share them over the internet. I selfie, you selfie, we all selfie – experience it now in glorious cerebral surround sound!

Check out the Episode 1 | ‘2 Cute 2 Care’ here

Rescued from the vaults, probably the last ever BROSCHINO tee…

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10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internets.

10 GIRLS #98

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Here’s a handy pie chart which shows exactly how the post-mtv generation white girl was corrupted by trap rap, diplo twerk vines, Tumblr style-fads, World Star street fights and episodes of Bad Girls Club.


Read more here: The ghettofication of female pop

10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internets.

10 GIRLS #97

10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internets.  

WARNING: Contains booty, animated tits and pretty eyes.

10 GIRLS #96