Scrollin thru a stanger’s selfie archives so u dnt have 2.
Being an adult is hard fucking work. Here’s 12 scary things most of us will encounter at some point in our lives.
AMBITIONZ AZ A RIDAH
NO MORE 2PAC TEES, BUT YOU CAN COP A COUPLE OTHERS BEFORE WE BURN DOWN THE SHOP AND GO TO MARBS WITH THE INSURANCE PAYOUT:
Lists are great, without them nothing in the world would make sense. Beauty, finance, boobs, record sales, dick girth – what’s the point of any of these things if we can’t have a little number placed next to our name, so a magazine or website can plonk us on a league table to make us feel shitty about not being closer to the top?
FHM just called Mila Markovna Kunis the hottest woman in the world. I call bullshit on that. Which inevitably makes me part of the judgemental problem, but hey, such is life.
COS LONDON FEELS LIKE CALI RIGHT NOW.
LAST CHANCE TO COP BEFORE WE SHUT DOWN THE POOP UP.
World Star: Land of the ratchet, home of the leaked camera phone footage of illiterate heathens fighting in chicken shops, waffle house parking lots and wedding receptions. An overly depressing reminder that the world we live in is populated by so many functioning assholes.
Thank God they have a sister site called World Star Candy, solely dedicated to showcasing girls of all colours who just want to have fun. And when I say fun, I mean strip down to their panties and show off their perky nipples while some nerd films them with a SLR.
BABY GIRL & R KELLS | A TEENAGE LOVE
WE GOT A FEW TEES LEFT BEFORE WE CLOSE DOWN OUR POOP UP SHOP.
BROSCHINO BLACK RIP #SOLD#OUT
THANX 2 EVERYONE WHO COPPED! U TRULY ARE LUCKY, UNIQUE AND SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON ON THE INTERNET.
BTW, WE HAVE A FEW LARGER SIZES LEFT OF OUR OTHER TEES, COP ONE BEFORE OUR POOP UP SHOP IMPLODES: