When did financially privileged white girls become so comfortable with pretending to be disenfranchised and ignorant? We trace the roots of white ratchetness via pie charts, Xtina and Rihanna’s instagram.
10 pics of 10 boys that we found on the internets.
Our regular series were we sneak into a barbershop in SW16 to find out what all the bros are talking about.
10 pics of 10 girls that we we found on the internets.
Pretty girls have been sleeping with unattractive men since the dawn of time. When they weren’t running away from dinosaurs and crushing out on hairy alpha males, the smoking hot cave girls were hating their lives and wallowing in insecurity because their abs weren’t hard enough and one of their boobs were slightly bigger than the other - blissfully unaware that they’d been cursed with a disease called ‘punching below your weight’. That same disease is just as relevant in 2013.
Mama Dee, a seasoned gold digging vet, fills us in on how to consistently sleep with men who make lots of money.
I love money. It’s not the be all and end all, but Jesus does it make me feel good. Power and affluence are the biggest aphrodisiacs. Men were born to be providers and providers turn me on. Have you ever laid in a bed in a Kings Road apartment while your boyfriend throws cocaine in your face and you drink champagne straight from the heel of the Chanel shoes he just bought you? It feels fucking exhilarating. That motherfucker owns me and I’m his submissive concubine, on call to do his bidding at the drop of a black card. And you can be too, if you take my advice.
READ MORE: GIRL TIPS: THE BUSINESS OF GOLD DIGGING
10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internets.
10 pics of 10 boys, all in one place!
10 pics of 10 girls that we found on the internet. Finders keepers, right?
I’ve never really got along with other girls, they’re way too bitchy. Spending all day bitching about what they don’t have and hatin on girls who are doing better than them. Ain’t nobody got time for all that negativity! I love hanging out with boys because they’re real, they lay their cards on the table as soon as I meet them. Bullshit free friendships. They only problem is, I end up sleeping with most of them. And it always gets sticky, because they end up falling for me. Help me Donny, how can I stop sleeping with all my male friends?
Abigal, Thornton Heath.
READ MORE HERE: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BOYS AND I CAN’T STOP SLEEPING WITH THEM!