Where do fetishes come from? Why do some people enjoy getting weird stuff shoved up their assholes? What about people who enjoy having their feet tickled by the tongues of abandoned puppies? Fucking weirdos. Anyways, forget those guys, one of my favourite fetishes is black girls who have silky smooth wigs and weaves made from the finest of blonde hair. Not only does It looks like each strand is made from holy water from a pentecostal church in Peckham, but that thing they say about blondes having more fun is still very true thing.

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