Posts tagged the real.

Pretty girls have been sleeping with unattractive men since the dawn of time. When they weren’t running away from dinosaurs and crushing out on hairy alpha males, the smoking hot cave girls were hating their lives and wallowing in insecurity because their abs weren’t hard enough and one of their boobs were slightly bigger than the other - blissfully unaware that they’d been cursed with a disease called ‘punching below your weight’. That same disease is just as relevant in 2013.

READ MORE: INTERVIEW WITH A GIRL WHO IS SICK OF PUNCHING BELOW HER WEIGHT

She got bullied at school, but now all the boys want to sleep with her and take her shopping.

Did it ever go further than name calling?

Oh gosh, yes. There was one time in Science class, this guy would not stop throwing things at me. Whenever the teacher turned his back to the class, he’d throw little bits of paper or Skittles at my head. It was annoying, but I just ignored him, hoping he’d eventually stop. He didn’t, though. He got so frustrated that he took a bunsen burner and held it to the bottom of my hair. My hair was on fire, I couldn’t fuckin believe it!

He probably wanted to ask you out, but didn’t know how.


Looking back, I definitely think that was a part of it. A bunch of horny boys who didn’t know how to talk to the white girl with the big lips. Plus I was really bookish, I always had my head in some graphic novel. What the fuck do you say to a girl who readsWatchmen?

#the real  #bully  

PRETTY REAL: You only sleep with black guys, right? Whats up with that.
It’s just my preference, I’ve been into black guys for a while.

What is it about them that does it for you?
I’m not sure, it’s hard to actually put it into words. They just have a confidence about them.  There’s a feeling you get when you’re with a black man that you don’t get with any other race.

READ MORE: INTERVIEW WITH A WHITE GIRL WHO ONLY SLEEPS WITH BLACK GUYS